so, i'v only ever seen parts of the 1st harry potter movie and that was when i was like 7 so for your amusent i'm going write the gist of what i remember:
harry:my parents are dead... lighning bolt scar.
voldemort:imma keel you.
ron: ...
hermione: blah blah blah...blah.
snape: my hair is swishy... oh, and i'm secretly in lurve wit yo mama.
harry: where was social services while i was living in a closet ?
ron: o_o.
voldemort: imma keel you.
ron: now i remember, harry, your a wizard!.
this is what comes when i think back to it.